On Deviantart, I favorite Wagner’s
Ring cycle, then Brahms messages me,
calling me a faggot and telling me to move back to
MySpace and to go cut myself.
On Wikipedia, I read about Wagner’s conversion to
Christianity, and I know I’m missing something,
but before I have a second to gather my thoughts
Nietzsche texts me and tells me to never call
On Craigslist, I respond to a personal ad for
violent fucking, I guess.
When I get there, it’s Wagner, dick erect and